I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So vagazzling was a success
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Randomize
