I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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