Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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