What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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