Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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