I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
She tied me up with her honor cords...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Drake has all the answers
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Someone signed my nipple.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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