Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Damn victory sex feels great
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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