you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He passed out mid-signature
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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