It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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