I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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