Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you win again, gameday.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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