it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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