What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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