I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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