Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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