the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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