So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize