There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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