Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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