Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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