The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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