Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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