I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
my poor anus
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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