i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I believe in your delicious
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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