You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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