So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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