Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I have tasted many bathrooms
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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