I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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