I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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