so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize