I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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