i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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