some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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