Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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