So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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