Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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