I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I want to make a zoo with you.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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