Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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