So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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