after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
