it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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