Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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