i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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