Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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