I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
The adults are the big ones right?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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