Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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