On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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