i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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