but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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