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Puke
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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