why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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