on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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