Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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