You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We're facebook friends in real life
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
